The Top 10 Ways You Know You’re in a Second Life Meeting
10. Your hair arrives after you do.
9. At least one attendee is naked or invisible.
8. You have to move the meeting to another location because they’re restarting the world.
7. You can hear yourself talking, but you can’t see your lips moving.
6. Your prospects, stone-faced, are unusually hard to read.
5. In the middle of a product demo, someone accidentally deletes the floor.
4. Someone loses an arm, and nobody thinks it’s odd.
3. There is at least one flying penis sighting.
2. There’s heated debate about the merits of prim ties and wings.
1. The meeting ends with beer guns, tear gas, and random jailings—and nobody thinks its unusual.
December 27th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
I’ve been in a couple of number 6’s and I’m looking forward to maybe one day being in a number 9.
January 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
This is freakin’ funny! Hahaha at first I was like, “Wha, random jailings, what’s that!??” and then I remembered: “The cages, the cages!” and had a horribly techno-PTSD flashback.
#6 reminds me of a poker match gone horribly wrong.
Oh, oh! I know one more…
11. One of your colleagues slumps over like he’s going to hurl, but he’s strangely silent.
(AFK d00d!)
Brent Linden shared this ’round the office.